The Audit of a Marriage<\/p>\n
Chapter 1: The Ultimatum<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n My husband placed the manila envelope on the kitchen island with a heavy, deliberate thud. It wasn’t the sound of paper hitting granite; it was the sound of a judge\u2019s gavel striking a block, signaling a final verdict.<\/p>\n He smiled, but it wasn’t the smile I had fallen in love with fifteen years ago. It was a predator’s grin\u2014smug, detached, and terrifyingly confident.<\/p>\n “Accept my mistress, Linda,” he said, checking his watch as if he were concluding a minor business transaction. “Or we break up.”<\/p>\n The kitchen was silent. The only sound was the rhythmic hum of the refrigerator and the faint bubbling of the pot roast in the oven\u2014his favorite. I looked at him, really looked at him, for the first time in months. Mark<\/span><\/strong> stood there in his navy pinstripe suit, the one he saved for board meetings, smelling of expensive scotch and a cloying, floral perfume that definitely didn’t belong to me.<\/span><\/p>\n My name is Linda Reynolds<\/span><\/strong>. If you had asked me a week ago to describe my existence, I would have used words like “stable,” “comfortable,” and perhaps “predictable.” I am forty-eight years old. I live in a colonial-style house in the suburbs of Chicago. I have two sons, a meticulously organized pantry, and a husband I thought I knew.<\/span><\/p>\n But standing there, wiping my wet hands on a dish towel, the fog that had clouded my vision for years suddenly lifted.<\/p>\n “It wasn’t a request,” Mark continued, pulling out a chair and sitting down with an arrogance that made my skin crawl. “It was a command. Sit down.”<\/p>\n I sat. The envelope lay between us like a loaded weapon.<\/p>\n “Here is the situation,” he began, his voice smooth and practiced. “I have met someone. Her name is Tiffany<\/span><\/strong>. She is twenty-eight. She works in marketing, and she makes me feel things I haven’t felt in a decade. Passion. Vitality.”<\/span><\/p>\n I felt the blood drain from my face, leaving my fingertips numb. I waited for the punchline. I waited for him to say it was a sick joke. But his eyes were dead serious.<\/p>\n “I know what you’re thinking,” he said, cutting off my breath before I could speak. “You’re thinking this is the end. But it doesn’t have to be. I’m a pragmatic man, Linda. I know you rely on me. You haven’t worked in fifteen years. You like this house. You like the private schools for the boys.”<\/p>\n He leaned forward, invading my space. “So, I have drawn up a proposal. Inside that envelope are divorce papers, but they are just a formality\u2014a threat to show you I’m serious. Here is the deal: I stay married to you legally. You keep the house, the credit cards, the status of being Mrs. Mark Reynolds. In exchange, I spend my weekends at her apartment. You look the other way. You accept that I have a life outside this domestic boredom.”<\/p>\n He paused, letting the cruelty sink in. “And if you say no? You know you can’t survive out there alone. You’re nearly fifty. The job market isn’t exactly begging for former accountants who hasn’t touched a spreadsheet since the Bush administration.”<\/p>\n He smirked. That smirk was his undoing. It was the expression of a man who believed he held all the cards. He thought I was trapped. He thought I was just a fixture in his house, like the lamp in the corner\u2014useful, decorative, but ultimately silent.<\/p>\n I looked at the envelope. Then I looked at him.<\/p>\n “So,” I said, my voice surprisingly steady. “My options are to share my husband with a woman half my age, or to be divorced.”<\/p>\n “Exactly,” Mark said. “It’s a generous offer. Most men would just leave you high and dry. I’m offering you security.”<\/p>\n I didn’t scream. I didn’t cry. I didn’t throw the pot roast at him, although the thought flickered through my mind. Instead, a cold, hard clarity washed over me. I reached into the junk drawer behind me and pulled out a black ballpoint pen. I clicked it. The sound was sharp in the quiet kitchen.<\/p>\n I pulled the papers out of the envelope. They were heavy, high-quality bond paper. I flipped to the last page. Petitioner: Mark Reynolds. Respondent: Linda Reynolds.<\/span><\/p>\n “What are you doing?” Mark asked, a flicker of confusion crossing his brow.<\/p>\n “I’m making my choice,” I said.<\/p>\n I didn’t hesitate. I didn’t shake. I pressed the pen to the paper and signed my name in big, looping cursive letters. Linda Reynolds.<\/span> I dated it. Then I pushed the papers back across the table toward him.<\/span><\/p>\n “I choose the divorce,” I said calmly. “I’m done.”<\/p>\n Mark looked down at the signature. His eyes bulged. The smug smile vanished instantly, replaced by a look of pure, unadulterated panic. The blood drained from his face so fast he looked like he might faint.<\/p>\n “No,” he stammered, reaching for the papers as if he could erase the ink with his bare hands. “No, Linda, wait. You clearly misunderstood. I didn’t mean… I was just trying to negotiate.”<\/p>\n I stood up, towering over him as he slumped in his chair.<\/p>\n “You weren’t negotiating, Mark,” I said, my voice ice-cold. “You were bullying. And you just bullied the wrong woman.”<\/p>\n He had forgotten who I was. He remembered the housewife. He forgot the auditor. And as I looked at his terrified face, I knew one thing for certain: I wasn’t just going to divorce him. I was going to audit his entire life, and I was going to find every skeleton he thought he had buried.<\/p>\n Chapter 2: The Paper Trail<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n To understand why Mark was so shocked that I signed those papers, you have to understand the dynamic of our marriage. For fifteen years, Mark has been the star, and I have been the audience. He genuinely believed that he built our life single-handedly.<\/p>\n But memories are funny things. They can be rewritten by ego.<\/p>\n Let me take you back. I wasn’t always just a housewife. At twenty-nine, I was a senior auditor at one of the most prestigious accounting firms in Chicago. I was sharp, ambitious, and making nearly double what Mark was making as a junior sales rep. When we started his company, Logistics Prime<\/span><\/strong>, it was <\/span>my<\/span> 401k that paid for the office lease. It was <\/span>my<\/span> inheritance that bought the servers. For the first five years, I was the unseen engine of his success, doing payroll at 2:00 AM while breastfeeding our firstborn.<\/span><\/p>\n But as the company grew, Mark\u2019s memory faded. He pushed me out. “You shouldn’t have to worry your pretty head about numbers anymore,” he had said. It sounded like kindness, but it was a demotion.<\/p>\n Now, fifteen years later, he thought I was helpless. He was about to learn how wrong he was.<\/p>\n That night, Mark retreated to the guest bedroom, terrified and confused. I waited until the house was silent. At 1:00 AM, I slipped out of bed and went down to my “office”\u2014a desk in the corner of the den covered in Lego projects and unpaid bills.<\/p>\n I cleared a space, opened my old laptop, and cracked my knuckles. It had been years since I did a forensic audit, but it\u2019s like riding a bike. You never forget how to follow the money.<\/p>\n Mark thought he was clever changing his phone password, but he was lazy with his financial security. We had a joint checking account for household expenses, but I knew he had opened personal credit cards. He had switched all statements to paperless, claiming he was “saving the environment.”<\/p>\n He forgot one crucial detail: I was the primary administrator on our home Wi-Fi network. I was also the one who set up his original email recovery questions ten years ago because he kept forgetting them.<\/p>\n Question: What was the name of your first pet? Answer: Buster. It took me less than ten minutes to reset his email password. I logged in. The inbox loaded, and the floodgates opened.<\/p>\n I didn’t look for love letters. In a divorce, emotions are messy, but numbers are absolute. Numbers are the only truth that holds up in a court of law.<\/p>\n I went straight to the “Trash” folder. People always delete incriminating emails but forget to empty the trash.<\/p>\n There were dozens of confirmations. My hand shook on the mouse. The Napa trip coincided with his “regional sales conference.” He had called me from that trip, complaining about how boring the seminars were. He was lying in bed with her while complaining to me.<\/p>\n Then I searched for financial alerts. I found statements for a Visa Black Card<\/span><\/strong> I didn’t know existed. The cardholder name was Mark Reynolds, but there was an authorized user: <\/span>Tiffany Miller<\/span><\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n I pulled up the PDF statements. The spending was nauseating. Victoria\u2019s Secret: $450. Sephora: $300. Tiffany & Co: $2,200.<\/p>\n I felt physically sick. The jewelry purchase was on our anniversary. He had given me a card. Just a card. He had told me things were tight this year because of the market downturn.<\/p>\n But then I found something that made the room spin. I had to grab the edge of the desk to keep from falling off my chair.<\/p>\n I logged into our investment portfolio. Mark handled the trades now, but my name was still on the account. I navigated to the sub-accounts labeled Jason College Fund<\/span><\/strong> and <\/span>Tyler College Fund<\/span><\/strong>. These were sacred accounts. I had put every cent of my inheritance into them.<\/span><\/p>\n I clicked on Jason’s account. It should have had nearly<\/p>\n 12.40**.<\/span><\/p>\n I gasped, a strangled sound escaping my throat. I clicked on Tyler’s account. Over $100,000<\/span><\/strong> gone.<\/span><\/p>\n I checked the transaction history, my eyes blurring with tears of rage. Large withdrawals had been made over the last six months. Wire transfers. I stared at that date. October 12th was Tyler\u2019s<\/span><\/strong> birthday. Mark had told our ten-year-old son, “Sorry, buddy. Daddy’s work is slow. We can’t do the Disney trip this year.” He had looked his son in the eye and pleaded poverty. And on that exact same day, he had wired five thousand dollars to his mistress.<\/span><\/p>\n The rage that filled me wasn’t hot. It wasn’t the fiery anger of a scorned woman. It was ice cold. It was the absolute zero of a mother whose cubs had been attacked.<\/p>\n He hadn’t just cheated on me. He had looted our children\u2019s future to pay for a studio apartment for a twenty-something girl. This was financial abuse. This was fraud. This was embezzlement of marital assets.<\/p>\n I didn’t close the laptop. I started downloading. Every statement. Every receipt. Every email. I backed everything up to the cloud, then to an external hard drive, then to a USB stick I taped underneath my desk drawer.<\/p>\n I looked at the photo of Mark and me on the desk, taken ten years ago. I picked it up and placed it face down.<\/p>\n He thought he was dealing with a housewife. He forgot that I was the one who taught him how to read a balance sheet.<\/p>\n I wasn’t just going to divorce him. I was going to destroy him.<\/p>\n But before I could execute my plan, I needed to check one last box. I needed to see if there was anyone in Mark’s corner who still had a moral compass. I needed to see if his mother, Martha<\/span><\/strong>, would stand by him when she knew he was robbing her grandsons blind.<\/span><\/p>\n What happened next would prove that the rot in Mark\u2019s soul didn’t start with him\u2014it was inherited.<\/p>\n Chapter 3: The Alliance<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n I invited Martha over for tea two days later. Martha lived in a pristine condo downtown, a woman who wore pearls to the grocery store and believed appearances were the only currency that mattered.<\/p>\n “The hydrangeas out front look a bit wilted, Linda,” was her greeting. “You really need to water them more.”<\/p>\n “Hello to you too, Martha,” I said, leading her to the kitchen.<\/p>\n I didn’t beat around the bush. “Martha,” I said, sitting across from her. “I’m worried about Mark. He’s been distant. And I found evidence he’s seeing someone else.”<\/p>\n I watched her face closely. I expected shock. Instead, Martha took a slow sip of her Earl Grey, set the cup down, and looked at me with a pitying, bored expression.<\/p>\n “Oh, Linda,” she sighed. “Don’t be so na\u00efve. Mark is a successful man. He is under pressure. Men like him… they have needs. Sometimes they wander. It’s not personal. It’s biology.”<\/p>\n I stared at her, my mouth slightly open. “Not personal? He’s sleeping with a woman half his age.”<\/p>\n “Well,” she sniffed, looking me up and down. “Look at yourself, dear. You’ve let yourself go a bit. Always in sweatpants. Maybe if you put more effort into keeping him happy, he wouldn’t need to look elsewhere. Turn a blind eye. That’s what women of our status do.”<\/p>\n My blood boiled. “It’s not just an indiscretion, Martha,” I whispered. “He drained the boys’ college funds. He stole Jason and Tyler\u2019s money\u2014over a hundred thousand dollars\u2014to pay for his mistress.”<\/p>\n For a split second, I saw a flicker of hesitation in her eyes. But then the mask slammed back into place.<\/p>\n “I’m sure he has a plan to put it back,” she said stiffly. “Mark is good with money. Besides, Jason is smart; he can get a scholarship. Mark deserves to spend his money how he sees fit.” She stood up. “My advice? Fix your hair, cook him a nice dinner, and stop snooping. Don’t be the bitter ex-wife, Linda.”<\/p>\n As she walked out, I realized I was completely alone. My husband was a thief, my mother-in-law was an accomplice, and my marriage was a lie.<\/p>\n But realizing I was alone was liberating. I didn’t have to be nice anymore.<\/p>\n Phase One: Eviction.<\/p>\n That evening, I confronted Mark. I didn’t yell. I simply handed him a copy of the emergency motion my new lawyer, Sarah<\/span><\/strong>, had filed that morning.<\/span><\/p>\n “Based on documented proof of financial fraud\u2014specifically the embezzlement of custodial accounts\u2014the judge granted a temporary exclusive occupancy order,” I told him, standing in the foyer next to two bulging suitcases I had packed for him. “You are to vacate the premises immediately.”<\/p>\n “You can’t do this!” Mark shouted, looking at the bags with horror. “This is my house!”<\/p>\n “If you don’t leave in five minutes, I call the police,” I said calmly. “And I don’t think you want a squad car parked out front. What would the neighbors think?”<\/p>\n He looked at my eyes and saw something new: Resolve. He grabbed the bags and stormed out, peeling out of the driveway in his Mercedes.<\/p>\n “You’ll come crawling back when the bills come in!” he screamed. “You’re nothing without me!”<\/p>\n “Give my regards to Tiffany,” I called out. “I hope she likes pot roast.”<\/p>\n I locked the door. Phase One was complete. But Mark wasn’t done.<\/p>\n A week later, during our first legal mediation, Mark dropped a bomb. He arrived looking disheveled, but with a malicious glint in his eye.<\/p>\n “You want to play hardball, Linda?” he sneered. “Fine. There’s one more thing. Tiffany is pregnant.”<\/p>\n The room went silent.<\/p>\n “That’s right,” Mark said. “She’s carrying my child. A sibling for Jason and Tyler. And the courts look very favorably on fathers who need to provide for a newborn. If you try to destroy me financially, you are taking food out of an innocent baby’s mouth.”<\/p>\n I drove home in a daze. Pregnant? If true, this complicated everything. But my auditor brain wouldn’t rest. I remembered the credit card statements. The sushi dinners. The wine bars. The charge for Retin-A cream\u2014something pregnant women are strictly told to avoid.<\/p>\n Something didn’t add up.<\/p>\n I spent the next two nights digging. Mark had blocked me, but the internet is forever. I created a burner account and found Tiffany\u2019s friend, Jessica<\/span><\/strong>. In Jessica\u2019s stories from twenty-four hours ago, there was a video: “Girls Night Out!”<\/span><\/p>\n I paused the video. There was Tiffany, in a tight black dress, throwing back a shot of tequila.<\/p>\n She wasn’t pregnant. It was a lie. A leverage play.<\/p>\n But I kept digging. I found Tiffany\u2019s LinkedIn. And there, under recommendations, I saw a name: Robert Vance<\/span><\/strong>, CEO of <\/span>Vance Logistics<\/span><\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n Tiffany is a dedicated professional.<\/p>\n Vance Logistics was a competitor to Mark\u2019s firm, but massive. A real empire. I searched for Robert Vance. I found a photo of him on a boat with a woman. She was wearing a hat, but I recognized that chin. I recognized the ring on her finger.<\/p>\n It was Tiffany.<\/p>\n I searched marriage records. Tech Magnate Robert Vance weds Tiffany Miller in private ceremony in Tuscany.<\/span><\/p>\n Three years ago.<\/p>\n Tiffany wasn’t Mark’s girlfriend. She was Robert Vance\u2019s wife<\/span>. Mark wasn’t the prize; Mark was the side piece. She was using Mark’s money\u2014my children’s money\u2014to fund a secret apartment to hide her affair from her billionaire husband.<\/span><\/p>\n I sat back, the glow of the laptop illuminating the dark room. I wasn’t the only victim. There was another person being played for a fool.<\/p>\n I picked up the phone. It was time to introduce myself to Robert Vance.<\/p>\n Chapter 4: The Red Dress<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n I met Robert Vance at a coffee shop in the Loop. He was distinguished, handsome, and looked completely exhausted. When I laid out the photos\u2014Mark and Tiffany kissing, the receipts, the apartment lease\u2014his face went gray.<\/p>\n “She told me that apartment was an art studio,” Robert whispered, staring at a photo of his wife wearing the necklace bought with my son’s college fund. “She said she needed space to create.”<\/p>\n “She’s creating a fantasy, Robert,” I said gently. “And she claims she’s pregnant with Mark’s child.”<\/p>\n Robert let out a short, bitter laugh. “Impossible. I had a vasectomy five years ago. And Tiffany has an IUD. There is no baby.”<\/p>\n We sat there for an hour, two betrayed spouses plotting the destruction of the people who hurt us. It wasn’t just revenge; it was a tactical operation.<\/p>\n “Mark works for Logistics Prime, correct?” Robert asked, his eyes hard as flint.<\/p>\n “Yes. Their annual company picnic is this Saturday.”<\/p>\n Robert smiled. It was a predator’s smile. “I’m a major shareholder in Logistics Prime. I think it’s time I paid a visit. You should come, Linda. And wear something… vibrant.”<\/p>\n Mark called me the next day, begging me to come to the picnic. “I need this promotion, Linda,” he pleaded. “If I get the Senior VP role, I can pay you back. Just come. Play the supportive wife. Wear that blue dress I like. Look presentable.”<\/p>\n “Okay,” I whispered. “I’ll do it for the boys.”<\/p>\n “Good girl,” he said.<\/p>\n Saturday morning, I didn’t wear the blue dress. I pulled out a tailored crimson red sheath dress that fit like armor. I applied red lipstick\u2014a shade called Victory<\/span>.<\/span><\/p>\n “Whoa, Mom,” Jason said when I walked downstairs. “You look dangerous.”<\/p>\n “That’s the point,” I said.<\/p>\n I drove to the picnic with the windows down. When I arrived, Mark rushed over, grabbing my elbow. “You’re wearing red? You stand out too much.”<\/p>\n “I thought it was festive,” I smiled.<\/p>\n We mingled. I saw Tiffany there, hiding near the interns, looking nervous. I saw Martha, clutching her pearls. The air was thick with humidity and lies.<\/p>\n Then, the CEO, Mr. Henderson<\/span><\/strong>, took the stage. “We’ve had a record year,” he boomed.<\/span><\/p>\n I looked toward the parking lot. A black Escalade pulled up. Robert Vance stepped out, flanked by two lawyers and police officers.<\/p>\n “Mark,” I whispered. “Someone is here to see you.”<\/p>\n Robert walked straight up to the gazebo, took the microphone from a confused Mr. Henderson, and looked out at the crowd.<\/p>\n “Forgive the interruption,” Robert’s voice boomed. “But there is a crime in progress.”<\/p>\n The silence was absolute.<\/p>\n “I am here to discuss an employee of yours, Mark Reynolds,” Robert said. “And my wife, Tiffany Vance<\/span><\/strong>.”<\/span><\/p>\n Tiffany tried to hide behind a potted plant.<\/p>\n “Tiffany Miller is my wife,” Robert announced. “And for the last six months, she has been financing a secret life with Mr. Reynolds using my assets.”<\/p>\n The crowd gasped. But Robert wasn’t done.<\/p>\n “And Mr. Reynolds,” Robert continued, looking at Mark, “has been funneling Logistics Prime money into a shell company called ‘TM Consulting’ to pay for her apartment.”<\/p>\n Mr. Henderson opened the file Robert’s lawyer handed him. His face turned purple. “Mark! Is this true?”<\/p>\n “It was an investment!” Mark stammered.<\/p>\n “And finally,” Robert said, delivering the coup de gr\u00e2ce. “I hear there is a rumor of a baby. I assure you, that is medically impossible.”<\/p>\n The crowd erupted. Tiffany was sobbing. Mark was screaming at her: “You lied! You said we’d be rich!”<\/p>\n “I’m broke!” Tiffany wailed. “You said you<\/span> were rich!”<\/span><\/p>\n I stepped forward. The Red Queen entering the fray.<\/p>\n “Help me, Linda!” Mark pleaded, looking at me with desperate eyes.<\/p>\n “Help you?” I asked, my voice ringing clear. “Like I helped you build this career? Like I helped you hide your incompetence?”<\/p>\n I pulled out my own file\u2014the forensic accounting of the stolen college funds\u2014and slapped it against his chest.<\/p>\n “I am done helping you. I am here to witness the consequences.”<\/p>\n “You’re fired, Mark!” Henderson roared. “Officers, get him out of here!”<\/p>\n As the police dragged Mark away in handcuffs and Tiffany sat weeping on the grass realizing her prenup voided everything, I picked up a glass of champagne. I raised it to Robert, who nodded solemnly from the stage.<\/p>\n It was a symphony of destruction. And I was the conductor.<\/p>\n Chapter 5: The Reconstruction<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n The picnic ended abruptly. It\u2019s hard to eat hamburgers after watching your VP get arrested for fraud.<\/p>\n I watched from the parking lot as the police car drove away with Mark in the back seat. He pressed his face against the glass, looking at me. I didn’t wave. I just adjusted my sunglasses.<\/p>\n Robert walked over. “Are you okay, Linda?”<\/p>\n “I’m better than okay,” I said. “I feel light.”<\/p>\n “We’re filing for an annulment,” Robert said, looking at Tiffany, who was stranded on the curb with a broken heel. “She’s going back to Nebraska. She gets nothing.”<\/p>\n I drove home in silence, but my mind was loud with victory. When I walked into my kitchen, it finally felt like my<\/span> house.<\/span><\/p>\n Martha texted me: How could you? You ruined the family name.<\/span> The fallout was swift. Mark’s check to his lawyer bounced. He ended up with a public defender. He pleaded guilty to avoid a long prison sentence. He agreed to full repayment, supervised visitation, and giving me the house and all remaining assets.<\/p>\n He works the night shift at an Amazon warehouse now. He lives in a small apartment with two roommates and drives a beat-up Honda. He sends checks every month to refill the college funds. He looks tired. He looks human.<\/p>\n Six months have passed. The house is peaceful. Jason got a partial scholarship, and I replenished the rest of the funds by selling Mark\u2019s illegal collection of vintage watches.<\/p>\n I went back to work, not as a stressed auditor, but as a financial consultant for women going through divorce. I help them find the hidden assets. I help them find their war paint.<\/p>\n And I’m dating again. Robert and I have dinner every Friday. We take it slow. We bond over our shared trauma, but we laugh a lot. He respects me. He treats me like an equal.<\/p>\n Last week, I was cleaning out the junk drawer. I found that cheap pink feather earring\u2014the one that started it all. I didn’t throw it away. I put it in a small box on my desk.<\/p>\n It\u2019s a reminder. If Mark hadn’t cheated, if he hadn’t been so arrogant, I would still be asleep. I would still be the woman wiping the counter, waiting for permission to live.<\/p>\n Now, I don’t wait for permission. 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Question: What is your mother’s maiden name? Answer: Collins.<\/span><\/p>\n
OpenTable: Reservation for two at The Onyx Room. Tuesday, 7:00 PM.<\/span>
Ticketmaster: Two front-row seats to the Beyonc\u00e9 concert. $800.<\/span>
Expedia: Weekend booking at The Vineyard B&B, Napa Valley.<\/span><\/p>\n85,000init.Thebalanceread:\u2217\u221785,000 in it.\r\nThe balance read: **<\/span>85<\/span>,<\/span>000<\/span>ini<\/span>t<\/span>.<\/span>T<\/span>h<\/span>e<\/span>ba<\/span>l<\/span>an<\/span>cere<\/span>a<\/span>d<\/span>:<\/span><\/span>\u2217<\/span>\u2217<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/code><\/pre>\n
Balance: <\/span>$50.00<\/span><\/strong>.<\/span><\/p>\n
Wire Transfer: $15,000. Recipient: Tiffany Luxury Apartments LLC. Memo: Security Deposit.<\/span>
Wire Transfer: $5,000. Recipient: Diamond District Jewelers.<\/span>
Date: October 12th.<\/span><\/p>\n
I texted back: <\/span>Mark ruined the name when he became a thief. Get well soon.<\/span> Then I blocked her.<\/span><\/p>\n